Taking your clothes off for money is not "dancing," hon.

Seriously. If i had a nickel for everytime i heard some stripper describe herself as a "dancer" i'd have at least $50. "Exotic dancer" maybe, but without the modifier she is implying a whole different profession. "Dancing" implies using skill and a formal education to execute well-choreographed moves for the intention of executing well-choreographed moves that dont typically involve a pole and a bunch of seedy businessmen in tacky suits ogling you. Not that swinging upside down from a pole and waxing your butthole doesnt require skill--i mean sheesh, my hat goes off to any girl that can give a great "peek-a-boo-hello" through her crotch while balancing on 8 inch heels. But its really not "dancing."Dancing is what happens BEFORE clothes come off. I'd give a stripper more credit if she called herself an exotic gymnast. Gymnasts spin around and use poles but i guess they do have painfully small tits and usually their clothes stay on so maybe that doesnt fit either. Let's just calling strippin' what it is--strippin'. Its not derogatory, hon. Hell, non-scruffy strippers probably make more money in one night than the prima ballerina does during the whole Nutcracker season. So stop "dancing" and STRIP with pride.