Ever hear of freakin' Mapquest?

I am SOOOO sick of giving people directions on how to get places. Really. I'm actually quite bad at it. Left is right in my mind. I can never remember how many stoplights you'll pass on the way to my house. And this especially pisses me off when i have to give these instructions to companies that are providing services to me. YOUR COMPANY HAS A WEBSITE. Therefore, i know someone there has access to the internet. Why dont you save me the stumbling, backtracking, no-that-isnt-right, up is down fucking explanation of how to get to my house from who the fuck knows where. I've only been living in this for-forsaken city that consists of a swirl of streets and roads that dont head in any particular direction ("take Thompson Lane southeast-ish?") Just go to Mapquest. I've given you my address. I've given you my zipcode. Those are details i can get right every time. So use the technology that is out there, people.