Friday, April 21, 2006

G'damn honey-roasted peanuts

I've got a serious problem here. The Head bought a can of honey-roasted peanuts and somehow they have arrived at sitting on my desk today. First you eat one, and then a little handful and then FUCK, the next thing you know 3/4 of the can is gone. And of course they cover your fingers with this sticky salt so that doesnt help with my typing. Speaking of which, why the fuck does Mac only make WHITE keyboards these days? Whose assinine idea was that? Anyway, there are few things more delicious in the world than honey-roasted peanuts. Which is why i dont buy them often or allow them to sit on my desk. Their siren song is hard to resist. So with no one being in lab today to take away the honey-roasted peanuts from my desk, i fear for their fate. The good news is that if i eat them all today, they wont be around to tempt me on Monday.

2 comments:

Turbo said...

I recently got a can of honey roasted peanuts/cashews combos. Needless to say, I almost ate the entire can in one sitting. Look for them because they will change your life.

The Head said...

You ate my damn peanuts?

Turbo, I was just going to comment that honey roasted peanuts are 2nd to honey roasted cashews.