Ass!

For some reason this morning, i recalled this conversation i had with Lady Canadian (LC) months ago where a third-party crazy-ass almost Nazi-mom interjected some wildly stupid things into the dialogue. I was telling LC about Baby Head's bout of the hot-poops, and how i temporarily switched him to soy formula and that helped stop the fury that was exiting his ass. Crazy-Ass Mom (CAM) interjects in a smug, self-righteous tone: "I ONLY fed my babies soy formula. They were all on it. Because you know, soy formula doesnt make babies fat." What? The? Fuck? Are you kidding me? Worrying about making your baby too fat by simply feeding regular formula? I mean, WHAT? At this point, i have to manually restrain my eyes from rolling back into my head. So LC asks CAM:"so you didnt have a problem switching from soy formula to regular milk after they were a year old? No problems with lactose intolerance or anything?" CAM responds: "no, no problems at all. But they were on ORGANIC milk. Only organic milk." At this point i had to respond to let CAM know that organic milk is still from cows, perhaps some type of magical organic cows, but even magical organic cow milk still has FUCKING MAGICAL ORGANIC LACTOSE IN IT BECAUSE ITS STILL FUCKING MILK.

And i thought of CAM the other day when i handed the Dude a Cheeto and by-passed the organic baby-food section at the grocery store.