Waiting for full-blown abortion of justice

I usually try to avoid blogging about current events or popular press, but this issue, well, moves me to write. Paris Hilton is going to jail. Well, actually she's not. You and i both know that wonky-eyed looks-like-she's-wearing-a-swimmer's-nose-plug self-promoted celebu-whore will narrowly escape the clutches of those EVIL, oppressive villains who wrongly persecute her for, uh, driving while drunk, and uh, driving under a suspended license she received for driving while drunk, and uh, okay, yeah, well, you know, they are just plain mean! PERSECUTING her because she's so famous and lovable. Not because she committed a crime or anything. Not because she committed a crime, got punished, and thought punishment didnt apply to her wonky-eyed self. Now there are many reasons to hate Paris, and they are all legitimate, but she got snapped up by my radar when she started having people sign petitions pleading for a pardon that will keep her ass out of jail. "Paris doesnt deserve this." Well yes my friend, actually she does. Its not like she's asking for a pardon for her initial offense, if she had in fact been tossed in jail for drunk driving. No, she's asking for a pardon because she didnt even take the initial fucking offense seriously or understand or even care about its repercussions. She firmly and honestly believed that the rules and penalties did not apply to her. And she still doesnt believe that they apply to her, based on her audacity to promote this ridiculous "save Paris" campaign. Her ego is so big and her money is so plentiful that sometimes its hard to see what a fucking complete and total coward she is. Never eating humble pie and admitting she fucked up. Never being accountable for her actions. Minimizing the crime that is a DUI publicly. Pissing off millions of people that have been negatively affected by drunk drivers. We understand that drunk driving is a mistake many of us make, but you apologize sincerely, accept the punishment and fucking adhere to it. And if you fuck that up, dont whine and cry about how you are the subject of a witch-hunt when its time to throw your ass in the can. And for the love of God, with as much money as she has, can't she hire a fucking driver?!?

If my predictions are right, Paris will never see the inside of a jail cell, be forced to wash off the make-up that hides her reptilian scales, or get fisted by Big Bertha in Cell Block 7. No, our darling will buy, sell, and whine her way out of this one too. Because the rules don't apply to her--and if she had to go to jail well, shit, maybe they actually do and that would just deconstruct the monumental creation that is her ego. Lord knows the rules apply to the rest of us, but then again, most of us arent the products of a carefully constructed, over-inflated, and commercially stamped self-delusion. And at least most people's self-delusions don't require media involvement.

Oh yeah-- i sincerely hope i'm wrong about my predictions.