My infant son has a muthafuckin' crew

I just made a realization the other day. My little Dude has a crew. Every morning when the Dude rolls into daycare, his posse is waiting for him. His crew consists of two other little babies, and they are always hanging out together and drooling on each other and grabbing each other's ears. Its kind of crazy. In the Dude's crew, K-Dawg is an 11-month old little banger with cornrows in his hair. He's got a mean gangster stare, but a heart of gold and melts into giggles if you tickle his toes. K-Dawg's got the street cred for the group. B-Man is the leader of the gang--mostly because he's the only one that can crawl around and bring mischief to the non-mobile Dude and K-Dawg. B-Man is a weirdo because he's got this great, lecherous smile he gives to all the ladies. Seriously. If this were an adult man looking at me this way, i'd call the fucking cops. But little B-Man has the sexual pervert-smile down to a science and he's only 9-months old, so its friggin' adorable. Although it really makes me fear whoever his father is. And B-Man once tried to steal my car keys, so he's a crafty little bugger. The Dude is the muscle of the organization, and the youngest at 7 months. He likes to pound things and has the most ripped abs of the group. Plus he wears muscle tees and has baby tattoos. No one fucks with the Dude. And its funny. The Dude and his boys all have bitches, but act different around them. They're always trying to steal back their pacis from the girls, or they let the girls grab their socks, or they just have to sit there and listen to the girls cry. But when the crew assembles, they ignore everyone else. They sit in a little circle, passing their toys around, grabbing each other's noses, and acting like they are secretly plotting things. They try to pull the "i dont need kisses from momma before she leaves" bullshit. "Dont embarrass me mommy, when i'm with my muthafuckin' CREW!" Of course when they are by themselves or with the bitches, they cant get enough kisses from momma. But not in the crew. Tough guys. That's just how they roll.