I just dont know how you do it. Wear g'damn underwear that's sole purpose is to ride up your ass. I've tried for years to figure this out, and i've come to the conclusion that i just can't do it. My butt rejects thongs.
Perhaps you will say its because my ass is too big. Well, i dont think that's true because i know girls with asses far bigger than mine that wear thongs. Maybe its the brand of thong, you say. I've tried all brands. I just dont like things that stick in my asscrack. Its uncomfortable. I've spent far too many years pulling normal underwear out of there when it rides up. Now why would i want to purposely fill said crack with fabric?
Maybe like thong sandals, you have to a build a callus up in there to wear the butt thong. Every spring thong sandals hurt my toes until i've worn them a couple of days and my feet get used to them. However, i shouldnt have to build up a callus in my asscrack. Underwear should be comfortable from the moment you put it on.
So it seems that i am the only person in the world that can't wear a thong. I really don't give a rat's ass about panty lines and even if i did, i'd go commando rather than wear a thong. Maybe i'm right, and all of you silly bastards have just convinced yourselves that thong underwear is comfortable when its really not. Just like all of you who have convinced yourselves that Crocs are cool when they make you look like an ass.
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You're not alone. There's at least two of us . . .
There are three of us. Working for a thong company as given me many opportunities to try them and none of them seem to work right for me either.
It is like foot thongs. Much like foot thongs, there are 'comfortable' ones and uncomfortable ones. However, unlike foot thongs, whose sole novelty is the feeling of toe freedom, there's nothing I like about the feeling of butt cheek freedom. Call me crazy (I know you won't). Mostly I do it when I want to get laid...just like I wear granny panties when I want to be left alone. My man and I have a nice way of communicating without saying a word.
-Danielle G.
Hmmm. When i want sex, all i have to do is take my pants off. Your man must be playing hard to get :)
You wear pants at home? weird...
-dg
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